Apple iPhone 16 range now available for pre-order on Sky Mobile

[EpicC]

Lewis19971, after an epic 3-hour conversation with Sky, returned to the chat with grave, *grave* news. His tone was serious as he revealed, “Guys, Sky’s been feeding us nothing but lies.” The group held its collective breath. Lewis went on, “They honestly have *no clue* when these phones will ship.” The mood shifted instantly, with everyone realizing they might be in for a long, phone-less haul. The idea of waiting until December, or beyond, suddenly felt all too real, and Lewis had become the reluctant bearer of bad news.

[Suze181]

@David+kn  Fair enough. Your opinion is your own. You say you wouldn't be feeling like us but unless you're in our shoes you don't know how you would be feeling irrespective. 
if your phone is/has arrived today then telling us to give it a rest and leave them be serves no purpose in a forum people trying to get some sort of answers. 
Just let us rang and rave to each other and peacefully sit back and watch or just leave us to it 👍🏻

[EpicC]

Lauren1210, one of the cooler heads in the group, casually told Anakin, “I love your updates. This is the *real* info we’re getting here.” She was convinced that Anakin’s wild theories were more reliable than anything Sky had shared. “At least you’re giving us something,” she added with a wink, clearly preferring his entertaining updates over Sky’s eerie silence. Anakin, now practically the group’s unofficial spokesperson, soaked up the praise, while everyone else slowly realized they might as well trust him—because Sky sure wasn’t saying much!

[lauren1210]

@EpicC iconic

[champagneslay]

@EpicC @I'm crying at these 

[EpicC]

Sixty-four pages deep into "info" that really offered no info at all, the customers finally started turning back to their old phones in desperation. But every glance at those cracked screens and sluggish processors was a painful reminder that a new phone was desperately needed. The worst part? They tried to distract themselves with games, only to realize that *Snake*—once the pinnacle of mobile entertainment—wasn’t cutting it anymore. The nostalgia wore off fast, leaving them longing for their elusive iPhone 16s more than ever. Each tap on their aging devices felt like a betrayal.

[Gem24x]

I'm currently on the phone to them now chasing an update because reading through this it appears that the updates we have received are false updates. I have been advised 21/10 for latest estimated delivery for a iPhone 16 pro max black 256, but the text I received stated 04/10. Has anyone on here received the same as I have ordered? 

my app is showing the sim has been completed, does anyone know if this means anything? I ordered 13/09 approx 3pm so I know slightly later than others.

also look on three's website, they have the same available delivery 09/10 but other colours looks like it's 22/10 onwards. 

[champagneslay]

@Gem24x @My sim was exactly the same on friday and someone told me it would be coming this week with the phone but i think it was just a lie. 

[EpicC]

Champagneslay shouted at Anakin, “I’m laughing so hard I can’t see!” For now, all the customers could do was chuckle at the absurdity of their situation. Just then, they imagined Tim Cook gliding past Sky headquarters on a skateboard, throwing up his two fingers with a laugh, shouting, “They’re in the post!” It was a hilarious image, but the truth was starkly different—those phones were clearly *not* on their way. The laughter turned into a bittersweet reminder of their predicament, but at least they had each other to share the absurdity with as they navigated this waiting game together.

[EpicC]

Gem24x joined the chaotic "page of doom," fresh off a call with Sky. Her reputation preceded her—everyone knew that when Gem was on the line, things could get serious. Truth be told, no one could quite say what she did during that conversation, as all traces of it would likely vanish from the internet faster than a good phone update. The air crackled with a mix of curiosity and concern; Gem was not one to mess with. As she entered the chat, everyone braced for whatever news or wild plans she might bring to the table.

[David+kn]

Just to keep everyone updated, DHL are drawing this one out, it's been stuck on felicity 87 for an hour now on the tracking, reckon he's having his late lunch 🙏🏼. I'm number 129, please pray for the safe delivery of my phone today. 
mum also guessing the flooding last night has delayed things today, DHL are normally here by midday, but the deliveries didn't start until 11:20 today. 

[EpicC]

David+kn joined the group with a chuckle, spinning tales of DPD taking an extended lunch break that had turned into a mini vacation. “I swear, I think they’re out there enjoying a feast while our phones sit and gather dust!” he quipped. His humor was a hit, but the underlying clue was clear: the phones were about—just not moving. As everyone shared a laugh, the reality sank in that those shiny new devices were stuck in limbo, likely sipping on smoothies while the customers waited anxiously. David’s antics lightened the mood, but it also made the situation all the more absurd.

[Gem24x]

Looool whenever i mentioned they've been feeding everyone lies she doesn't know what to say🤣🤣🤣 it's absolute shambles, never ever again am I ordering a phone on pre order under the impression it will arrive a week later. I just keep getting told 21/10 which isn't good enough really. I have just asked if I will receive the phone by 04/10 like it stated in my text update and she said no that isn't possible, 21/10 is the next date🙃

[Gem24x]

She's saying I haven't received a text message and that she can't find anything on my account, even though I have it right infront of me🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[EpicC]

Ohh my... Gem24x was off the phone, and she was not happy. After being fed a string of lies, she was ready to unleash her fury. Everyone knew Sky had messed with the wrong person—Gem was the type to put a man's bits in a vice and turn the handle until they got serious about those iPhone 16 release dates. Her intensity filled the chat, and the mood shifted from lighthearted to tense as customers exchanged wide-eyed glances. They all silently wondered what kind of chaos Gem might unleash to get answers. The atmosphere was charged; it was clear things were about to get interesting!