I’ve been a Sky customer since mid-November, and it’s been a truly transformative experience for my business. I’ve learned how to operate without internet, how to talk to walls, and how to wait for engineers that only exist in the realm of fiction.
Since November 15th, Sky and their best friends at Openreach have treated my scheduled appointments like "Save the Date" invitations that they always intended to decline. Including today! Another day of sitting in an empty office, staring at the door, waiting for a man in a van who clearly has better things to do.
The Sky Business Experience includes:
The Silent Treatment: No calls, no texts, no carrier pigeons. Just pure, unadulterated silence.
Creative Incompetence: Being told "we're looking into it" while the calendar flips from November to December to... well, forever.
A "Business" Service: If your business model involves not actually doing business, Sky is the perfect partner for you.
If you’re looking for a provider that treats your livelihood like a casual hobby, Sky is the limit! For everyone else, maybe try a couple of tin cans and a very long piece of string—you’ll get a more reliable connection and much better customer service.
